Monday, September 25, 2006

No Draw for Shelley "The Heat"

For the second week in a row we had a lucky number 13 for a tourney. Five card draw is always Hank’s tournament to lose as he’s the only GPT member who plays it online for money. Event 4 start predictably, with Hank crushing. Once again, Table 2 was the action table, which seems to happen no matter what the line-up. Table 1 had only three re-buys, making a move to table 2 practically a death sentence, although JD managed to survive the move and wind up at the final table, and on the edge of cashing.


Hank and Tim amassed huge chip stacks coming into the final table. After dispensing with some smaller stacks, the final eight was whittled down to five. JD survived a couple of all-ins but was finally forced to push with an AK draw and ran into Tim’s aces in the big blind. The previous perennial Bubble Boy knocked JD out after he failed to improve. Coming into the final four, Bearded Mike was short-stacked, and Shelley “The Heat” was slightly behind Hank and Tim.

Bearded Mike searched for a hand to move in with, and finally picked up aces facing a raise from Hank. After moving all-in he failed to improved, and Hank knocked him out with a dealt two-pair. Of course, he did so in his normal sportsmanlike fashion. Three-way, Hank was the chip leader and Shelley had a slight edge on Tim. And then time practically stopped. The three played for an hour before the blinds were frozen at 1000/2000, and Tim was whittled down to 10,000 and eventually forced to move in. He was knocked out by The Heat.

Heads-up didn’t last all that long. After Hank and Shelley got all-in before the draw, Shelley turned over a dealt straight and said “do what you want.” Seeing a five in Shelley’s hand, Hank broke his (monster) pair, and drew live to three hearts. The first card off was the fourth heart. The final card was the 3c and The Heat took down the title and the coveted GPT Champion’s Chip. And a few bucks.

With four tournaments in the bag, Hank has once again separated himself from the field with 71 points. GPT rookie JD is in second place with 58 points. Tim’s first cash of the season lifted him to third with 48 points. After that the race gets tight. Event 1 winner Baklava missed Omaha and was busted by Hank’s massive stack early in level four after he showed up five minutes before the end of the rebuy period. Nine points separate 10th place from Baklava’s fourth place spot.

Event 5, Kansas City Lowball, will be Sunday October 1 at 2pm.

Special bonus for website readers – post a comment that flames Hank, and post your name/nickname, and the House will pick-up the vig Sunday. Yeah, it’s only a dollar, but flaming Hank is fun too, so it’s win-win.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hank is a douche.

Sincerely,
JD
Baklava
SP
Candy
Shelley
Phil Frenchie
Gracie
Tim BlueSteel
LongShot
Jim
Brandon PP
Chris
Craig
Jason L
Julie
K-Dogg
Lee
Legal Dan
Lieutenant Dan
Scott
Sean
Sonya

Anonymous said...

For those who didnt see it, The heat picked up hand after hand in three way action. Hank would say it was his skill that kept him alive, but I say we were both lucky to have nothing but crap, any middle of the road hand for either of us and the heat would have burned us up. Well played Shelly and yes, Hank is still a tool.

Timmy (no longer bubble boy)

millencolin7 (Hank) said...

Hank can't win.....

Burn....

Pay my vig sucka

Hank

Anonymous said...

Timmy -- it's Shelley. Dumb as Hank's cock, I swear. Can't wait until Saturday when I knock both Timmy and Hanky out before the final table.

Steve / Baklava / Bifida / KCL Master

Anonymous said...

-Shelley-sorry I can not spell but never could. I am the dumbest smart guy I know. No harm ment, you know I love ya and we all know your the Heat.

-Baklava-stop going around checking everyones spelling. You need to worry about poker more and stop listening to "this one time at Band Camp" stories.

-Hank is such a great player, he talked down to me when I made a value bet with aces up. He had a set but only called. Your so full of yourself you didnt even get value in a dealt set. You min raise then call the same bet after the draw. OH i am such a bad player, expecially on that one. I am horrible, dont know what I am doing.

-by the way, what is it with you young guys (Baklava) always refering to Hanks cock?? Has he touched you in the private place. Do you need to talk about it??

Timmy (no longer on the bubble)

Anonymous said...

All I have to say is

Hank=0 tourney wins this season

Candy=1 win and 1 chip.

you might be cashing but you are not winning. Plus, how does it feel that the women are stealing your glory oh poker pro!!

Candy Queen of Triple Draw